so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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