So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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