Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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