ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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