there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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