Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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