Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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