UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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