Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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