Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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