so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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