Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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