she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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