Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
His nipple licking is glorious
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