That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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