Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
