for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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