Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Randomize
