Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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