we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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