Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I think your dad took our porno
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I wear drunk well.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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