ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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