Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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