im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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