her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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