he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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