i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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