do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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