Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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