Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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