he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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