I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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