You work out of a Hotel?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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