you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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