You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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