The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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