So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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