Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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