so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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