I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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