if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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