The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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