Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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