***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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