One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
