AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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