how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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