Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
