Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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