he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Ketchup is God's man juice
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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