At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
its not stalking. its research.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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