you guys were way drunker than both of me
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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